Bed Time Story!

I should probably do these posts BEFORE I get sleepy.

Tomorrow though, I’ll probably do something. Make a list of my stories I want to share I guess. I’ll upload them through Google Docs because I’m lazy, and it’s easier to edit things on Google Docs than on Blogssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Here’s a short bed time story:

The moon felt extremely sleepy one day. And whoop-de-doo, it fell asleep. Fell. Plummeted. Sank. Into the ocean.
Glub glub glub, but the moon kind of couldn’t swim. Lack of limbs I guess.
The animals in the ocean tried to help the moon. But omigod the moon was too heavy, who knew.
You know, the moon couldn’t even fit in the ocean. Most of the moon was perfectly fine. Except for the part where the moon used to breathe. It wouldn’t drown if it didn’t decide to fall face first into the ocean.

Moral of the story!
Think about your actions ahead of time. Don’t drown yourself face first. And when you encounter a problem such as this, man up, and grow a pair

OF LIMBS.

Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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