CONSPIRACY

Smart.fm, the site I use to learn some nice Japanese (and Chinese) vocab, is selling out! I will now attempt to learn everything I wanted to within March 31, 2011.

Totally doable…IF I CRAM! WOOHOOOO No time for blogging, time to cram!

EDIT: I need to take a break…

Story time!

I was just going to my favorite website to go study. When all of the sudden, they will be closing down, and after March 31 I must pay for their services!
Capitalism!
It was all the government’s plan all along! They, and other corporations, had lulled me into a false sense of security. Then, they struck with their fiendish ways!
For that is what the government wants. To cause dismay for the people. The big question though, is why do they seek this?
Because, DUN DUN DUNNNN
The government is run by robots! From the future! It runs out that in the future, people got too happy. The dense happiness on Earth caused it to rip *insert something technical sounding apart, destroying the universe as we know it.
Back to the present:
Sure the robots want to save the universe…but they’re going about it the wrong way. Because, you see, dear reader, the robots…are building nukes! Nukes I say! They plan to annihilate all humans, in order to save their world.
As a radical thinker, I believe it’s possible to save our universe. Without blowing up our planet.

But I won’t unveil my plans quite yet. Back to cramming.

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