“Omigosh, a dead body!” exclaimed high school student extraordinare, Jamie. The body of a fat man lay on the ground. Dead. Definitely dead.
“I must solve this mystery!” Jamie said, because the police obviously cannot solve these types of mysteries. Why not?
BECAUSE SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL IS INVOLVED. Dun dun duunnn.
“First, I must check for evidence,” Jamie narrated. Jamie rummaged through the dead man’s pockets.
Jamie checked the driver’s license. “Looks like his name is Whiny Winston. I better keep this just in case.”
Jamie pocketed the ID.
Jamie pocketed $200.
Jamie returned the wallet.
*Note: Nothing I write is ever “canon” unless I put it under Story Archive.