“Air! I pulled it out from behind my ear. Shocking isn’t it? But where is air now? Aha! It’s in my other hand! Now it’s in your lungs!”
“For my next trick I will take this coin…and…gone! It’s gone! Can anyone guess where it went? No? Well feast on your eyes on this…”
I held out a similar coin in my hand.
“That’s right folks! You better believe it. I hid my coin…inside another coin!”
Actually it was the same coin.
“May I have a volunteer for my next trick?”
A very eager young man jumped onto stage.
“Sir, I will make you…fly!”
I picked up the man and threw him off the stage. He didn’t seem pleased.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen. I will be pulling a rabbit, out of a hat! Out of a hat, shaped like a rabbit cage. The shape is purely coincidental; it was the last hat they had at the hat shop.”
I reached into the rabbit cage covered in black felt, and pulled out a white rabbit.
“How about a card trick folks? You there? Pick a card, any card! Don’t show it to me. Now, is it, by any chance the four of clubs? Aha, knew it! Anyone else want a try? Yes, pick any card. All right. Let me use my psychic…is it the four of clubs? Yes? Awesome. All righty, last volunteer! Pick a card. Uh…you’re mind is a hard one to read. I’m going to have to guess…four of clubs. Thank you! Thank you very much!”
I put away my deck of four of clubs.
“Thank you! Last one, this will be a doozy! Okay. Harumph!”
I threw a bowling ball into the crowd, which was followed by shouts of surprise.
“Ta-da! I didn’t hurt any of you! I would like to say I’d be here all week, but I need to go back home today.”
I chanted a spell and opened up a transdimensional portal to my home planet.