Sorry I update so infrequently now. Like, every other day instead of everyday.
The truth of the matter is…well honestly…what’s happening is…
I’m only on Earth for half of the days. The other half, I’ve been taking an internship on an other-worldly (they don’t like it when I call them aliens) space vessel. And can you believe that there’s no internet onboard?! Actually there is, and it reaches for several light years. But it’s not compatible with our human internet :( No Youtube in space. There is space equivalent of Youtube though, it’s called MMHubCenter.
There’s significantly less cat videos. They don’t have cats in space. I should bring one with me next time I go.