I was eating lunch earlier today, when I saw this sign.
Suddenly the person sitting across from me started making high pitched sounds when breathing, and his lips and finger nails became blue.
“Are you choking?” I asked.
The guy across from me didn’t say anything back, so I went back to my meal.
I was trying to enjoy my sandwich, when he once again, rudely interrupted me with the universal choking sign.
He shook his head, disappointed. “I was singing! Not choking!”
“You’re the worst player at charades,” I told him. Fortunately, he was disbarred from charade club for cheating by using signs. Unfortunately, I was also disbarred for dropping my sandwich on the charade room’s carpet.